i know how to play magic - and i’m forever amused that the 99% have 0 attack pts.

If only we had a full deck. (And knew how to play Magic, which Google has helped us figure out this is based on.) Our favorite is either…

• Paul Krugman - “Indestructible” and “While Paul Krugman is in play, you automatically win all debates about the rules of the game.”
• Herman Cain - “Whenever Herman Cain does damage to another player, you take an equal amount of damage.”

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    I don’t play Magic or even fully understand the game’s mechanics, and I still thought this was incredible.

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    i know how to play magic - and i’m forever amused that the 99% have attack pts.

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    Relevant to my current life interests. No shame. (via dcdecoder)

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    OMFG. ♥

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    There are so many things about this I love: Herman Cain is a 9/9 that costs nine Red mana and he has Pizzawalk. Ron...

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    the Tea Party Caucus is actually pretty busted

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