if I may,

hurricane Irene which was anticipated as a potential disaster; was according to some a sign from g-d. however it would seem that g-d spared America, more specifically Washington DC. I suppose this is a sign of approval and not condemnation of the “track” we are on. however, it would seem that the devastating Texas wildfire could also be interpreted as a sign of god as we finally have a republican from Texas(hoorah) throwing his hat (cowboy) in the ring. yet those who are so apt to invoke and interpret g-d’s messages have been hesitant to do so. 

this can only mean one thing…

in addition to a primary for a suitable presidential candidate, republicans will also be holding a primary for a new g-d.