Headline I can’t wait to see of tomorrow.
“Santorum Surges from Behind”
“do I have pizza on my lips? … back to your question. Libya? what did the President say? well, my answer would have to be the exact opposite of that. next question.”
SNL Hits a Homerun on the Republican Debate.
Zing.
good:
We came to that conclusion at the beginning of summer, when contemplating the unfortunate choices made by former congressman Anthony Weiner. Is it ever OK to tweet that picture of your penis? Nope. It’s not.
While the path from question to answer is as simple and clear as a straight line, some people clearly don’t get it, and need our help. And help is always best in the form of a chart.
Thus was born the No-Chart, GOOD’s latest attempt to push the world forward with a visual guide to clear thinking. We realized this fun meme was applicable to all sorts of not-so-thorny dilemmas. Take, for example, today’s headlines.
Now it’s your turn. So visit GOOD Labs (the digital playground where the child in us hangs out. More tools to come soon) and make your own No-Chart.
Because even rational optimists need to say no sometimes.
— What Rick Perry would say in the event of a zombie attack. This is from a post on the fabulous and always refreshing Duck of Minerva blog listing how our elected officials and prominent political figures might respond to a zombie attack, from Hillary Clinton to Hosni Mubarak. All very funny. (via thepoliticalnotebook)
thats awkward.
I’m not generally opposed to seeing this … in some sense.
(Source: tumblrtribune, via political-cartoons)
the team from “the daily show” asks, what is a tea party?
after the mule cleans the vase, he’s going to make a freaking piano out of the elephant (I’m speaking politically, of course).
(via sirmitchell)
Nickname: Ross PerotRon Paul
Slogan: “Government Sucks! (But I Still Want to Be President)”
Claim to Fame: Named his son after a neurotic capitalist author.
Likelihood of Becoming POTUS (1-10): 6.8
If he is elected: He will bring about a libertarian utopia based on the principles of individualism and self-reliance. Or so I’m told.
Nickname: Crazy EyesMichelle Bachmann
Slogan: “My husband is definitely not gay!”
Claim to Fame: Hates taxes, poor people, and anyone who has sex for fun.
Likelihood of Becoming POTUS (1-10): 7.2
If she is elected: Well. At least we can say we had a woman as president.