January 4, 2012
Nice Guys Finish Last

prediction: with the taste of near victory in his mouth, santorum loses god and gets bloodthirsty in some campaigning against mitt.

January 4, 2012
-Mitt’s dentist only uses the finest gold.
In other news, I think the dems are going Barry-O for their nomination. While the R’s managed to pick a guy who can’t win his state in a senate reelection. It’ll be great to see if Santorum can win New Hampshire (or Pennsylvania’s) nomination by electorate rather than caucus.Unfortunately tonight I realized; win or loss, I’m going to see these already ripened nominating apples in future Republican Presidential nominations. Which leads me to my other realization; win or loss, Mitt only gives victory speeches.
tonights fact: Herman Cain received 58 votes. In fairness, most were from lunchladies at the cafeteria where the caucus was held in favor of “Pizza USA”

-Mitt’s dentist only uses the finest gold.

In other news, I think the dems are going Barry-O for their nomination. While the R’s managed to pick a guy who can’t win his state in a senate reelection. It’ll be great to see if Santorum can win New Hampshire (or Pennsylvania’s) nomination by electorate rather than caucus.

Unfortunately tonight I realized; win or loss, I’m going to see these already ripened nominating apples in future Republican Presidential nominations. Which leads me to my other realization; win or loss, Mitt only gives victory speeches.

tonights fact: Herman Cain received 58 votes. In fairness, most were from lunchladies at the cafeteria where the caucus was held in favor of “Pizza USA”

July 21, 2011

Rick Santorum
Nickname:  The CatholicSlogan:  “I have seven kids.  Just imagine us all in the White House.”Claim to Fame: A frothy mixture of fecal matter, semen, and analgesic lubricant (source: google)Likelihood of Becoming POTUS (1-10):  7.2If he is elected: Three words – Black Market Condoms

Rick Santorum

Nickname:  The Catholic
Slogan:  “I have seven kids.  Just imagine us all in the White House.”
Claim to Fame: A frothy mixture of fecal matter, semen, and analgesic lubricant (source: google)
Likelihood of Becoming POTUS (1-10):  7.2
If he is elected: Three words – Black Market Condoms